Comments on: Cats and Pugs http://www.drumsnwhistles.com/2006/05/23/cats-and-pugs/ ...politics, pictures, pugs and all that jazz Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:24:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Joel Sax http://www.drumsnwhistles.com/2006/05/23/cats-and-pugs/comment-page-1/#comment-1490 Joel Sax Sun, 28 May 2006 22:45:52 +0000 http://drumsnwhistles.com/2006/05/23/cats-and-pugs/#comment-1490 We are deeply concerned by the emaciated appearance of the Patrol Cat depicted in the photo. As active combatants in the War on Terrier, we call for the immediate airlift of large quantities of cat food to the vincinity. This is clearly a case of Feline Rights Violations. As alternative, your owner should consider the release of mice. This will not only provide food for the starving kitties but also recreation and exercise. We accept your declaration to be uninterested in cat food. We have, however, a new concern. Many of our cat toys have gone missing. We have searched high and low for them. Most missed is Tiger Tail. We call on you to engage in an immediate search of your home. If you should find Tiger Tail, we demand its immediate return. If you do not comply with this reasonable ultimatum, we will be forced to invade. Fiona Phosphor for the Revolving Cat Committee We are deeply concerned by the emaciated appearance of the Patrol Cat depicted in the photo. As active combatants in the War on Terrier, we call for the immediate airlift of large quantities of cat food to the vincinity. This is clearly a case of Feline Rights Violations. As alternative, your owner should consider the release of mice. This will not only provide food for the starving kitties but also recreation and exercise.

We accept your declaration to be uninterested in cat food. We have, however, a new concern. Many of our cat toys have gone missing. We have searched high and low for them. Most missed is Tiger Tail. We call on you to engage in an immediate search of your home. If you should find Tiger Tail, we demand its immediate return.

If you do not comply with this reasonable ultimatum, we will be forced to invade.

Fiona Phosphor
for the Revolving Cat Committee

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