Identity Crisis

Posted by Karoli in News August 3rd, 2006

From today’s newspaper: License ID rules to stiffen in 2008

Like it or not, beginning 2008, 23 million licensed California drivers and 3 million state identification card holders will have to report to the DMV to prove their identity with at least three different documents before they are issued a federally approved state license. Applicants would only have to do this once; renewals could be done by mail.

In May 2005, the House of Representatives approved an $82 billion military spending bill with an attachment that would mandate electronically readable identification cards. Under the Real ID Act, applicants must show up to a DMV branch and provide their birth certificates and another photo identity document such as a passport.

In case you missed the reason I think this is important, it’s because last October I nearly went to jail after inadvertently letting my drivers license expire. Well, I didn’t think I let it expire at the time — I paid my fees and sent in my verification of Social Security Number and forgot about it until I was pulled over by a cop with an attitude who decided I should be treated like a terrorist for not following up when I didn’t receive my renewal stickers.

So I went to court after literally bowing and scraping and bursting into tears in the Social Security office as a last resort, but the DMV had not yet recorded the SSA verification of identity so they were going to convict me of a misdemeanor and refuse the plea bargain. The stern-looking MALE DA couldn’t figure out why I was having so much difficulty. However, they gave me a 10-day reprieve to prove that I was who I claimed I was.

Finally, just one day before that court date, the connection was made, my status as a legal YOU-NITED-STATES citizen was resolved, and when I appeared in court before the FEMALE judge and told the story she waived all the fines and reduced the charge to a fix-it ticket so it wouldn’t appear on my record.

It’s women who will end up screwed by this “REAL ID” act. They change their names. And lots of times they do it more than once. Sometimes they change it when they marry, and then they divorce and take back their old name. (ME) Sometimes they change it when they marry, divorce and remarry, taking on their new husband’s name (ME). Sometimes those things happen in rapid succession so that the Driver’s License changes twice but the Social Security number doesn’t, and without that matchup, you can find yourself in a mucky, muddy, frustrating and identity-robbing mess.

If you are a woman, and haven’t aligned your Social Security number with the name on your Driver’s License and/or Passport, I suggest you start working on it now. Make sure you have documents proving the name on your Social Security Card — a birth certificate is not enough, nor a marriage certificate. You have to have 2 documents proving your old name and your new name, so the marriage certificate is applied to the new; the birth certificate to the old name, meaning you still need one more for each name. Follow that? Read it again and it will start to make sense, at which point you should be afraid for your sanity. :)

Seriously…make sure you don’t have to navigate these waters. Bad enough that we’ll all have to go to the DMV in person for this, so make sure all the names are changed to match real persons.

Update: via Wired News: Hackers Clone E-Passports

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5 Comments to “Identity Crisis”

  1. finnigh | August 3rd, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    Relational databases have been with us for decades now. I fail to see why we still have to carry so many pieces of individual ID in this day and age.

    If having an ID is (sadly) becoming mandatory, I say tie everything to the SS number. I think the potential savings in time and expense be enormous.

  2. vze25nxm | August 3rd, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    Identity Crisis…

    nice…..

  3. Donna | August 3rd, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    Thank you for the reminder! I will be linking to this when I write my blog about passport renewals.

  4. kmilyun | August 3rd, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Well lets see emmm…. I was born here but I only have one form of legal picture ID - my drivers license. If I read that correct I will need two? No one took my picture when I was born LOL. I have no passport. I can see if I read this right I am in deep doo doo. Now three id’s DL, SScard, and birth cert….

    But the new ID would just be another form of ID that someone else could expoit. I guess I should go get a passport before the going gets tougher?

    If the problem is a secure identity card how is using a birth certificate that may or not be accurate (mine is not as I am adopted - so it is altered) , a social security card that was issued based on info the person provided - the little form my mom helped me fill out years ago, and a Drivers License based upon the former two?

    I was born here in California, I planned to die in California, I never have had the desire to leave the United States so I never got a passport. Next they will want us to get a micro chip like my dogs have.

    Perhaps I should go to the local graveyard, write down a name, apply for a copy of the birth certificate, send off for a social security card, get a passport and a drivers license …. so my new electronic ID card will be accurate - anybody with a little time, research, and the desire to defraud, could still do this .. so what is the point?

    I smell a wumpus . ..

  5. drumsnwhistles | August 3rd, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Kmilyun, go get your passport. That’s what I plan to do, too, because it’s the only photo ID I can get next to my driver’s license. I have managed for nearly 48 years without one, but the time has now come to go and get it. I’m pleased to know that I actually CAN get one, finally, now that I have been legitimized in the eyes of the SSA, where I was a bastard child up till earlier this year.

    Finnigh, please go tell the government about relational databases, because they evidently only know how to maintain them when it is convenient for THEM to do so. Lord knows that by now they should know me as well as my own mother, but no…I’m not even a number, yet.

    Donna…when you do the passport update post, you might consider recommending that people get a passport even if they don’t think they need one. If I had a passport I could have avoided a lot of the aggravation of The Identity Game.