True confession: Until this week I had no idea who David Beckham was, why his name was in the news as much as it was, or why I should care. I still don’t care, despite the obscene money he’s being paid to land in LA.
But hey — he’s coming to my neck of the woods and appears to be close to drinking the Scientology Koolaid that his buddy Tom Cruise is offering.
Let’s start a campaign to Save David Beckham. Before it’s too late. I won’t even mention the atrocious concept being tossed around as Cruise’s next film project. Let’s hope the Daily News is as much of a rag as I’ve heard it is and it’s all an invention.
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