The Twelve Days of Health Care Reform

by Karoli on December 21, 2009 · 318 comments

On the first day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
A smackdown of the GOP.

On the second day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Two cloture motions
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the third day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Seven days of process,
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Eight hours of reading,
Seven days of process,
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Nine bloggers bitching,
Eight hours of reading,
Seven days of process,
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Ten prayers for absence,
Nine bloggers bitching,
Eight hours of reading,
Seven days of process,
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Eleven hours of speeches,
Ten prayers for absence,
Nine bloggers bitching,
Eight hours of reading,
Seven days of process,
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the Senate sent to me
Twelve secret deals,
Eleven hours of speeches,
Ten prayers for absence,
Nine bloggers bitching,
Eight hours of reading,
Seven days of process,
Six hours debating,
Health Care Reform,
Four giant posters,
Three filibusters,
Two cloture motions,
And a smackdown of the GOP!

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